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(More customer reviews)Weighing in at a svelt 4.5 lbs (a bit over 2 kilos to you Euro-folk), this is the RAREST GUMMI of them all; no, not the Venus de Milo gummi that Homer Simpson peeled off the arse of his baby sitter (gummi sitter?) No, this is really a Gummi Wookie. I know it's a wookie because of two things:
1. It is sure big. A gummi bear is tiny. In fact they have even smaller gummi bears in those little packets that German maids slip under your pillow in hotels in Berlin (if they are only red and white, it's a secret message from former Stasi apparatchiks, but that's not important right now.)
This bear is so big at 4.5 lbs that it cannot be a gummi bear. A big bear is either a polar bear, a grizzly or a Wookie. I eliminated the first two possibilities because
2. When you eat this gummi, your jaws get locked together by the viscous gum and when you yell for help (or a hot cup of tea to loosen the glop) you sound JUST like Chewbacca in Star Wars.
So it's a Wookie. My research is incontrovertible.
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World's Largest Gummi Bear - Pineapple: 4.5 LBSThe World's Largest Gummi Bear is King of the Gummy Kingdom. Weighing 4.5LBS, it is equal to approximately 1,400 Gummi Bears. Don't let the sizefool you, this bear is full of flavorful bites! Just be careful witheating it in one sitting, it's over 12,500 calories!! Truly the 9thwonder of the world!World's Largest Gummi Bear - Pineapple: 4.5 LBS Specifications:Bears per Shipment: 1 BearCandy Type: Gummi CandySize of Product: 4.5 LBS
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